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Mark

A Mark has 2 sides, one side is sweet and kind, and the other is downright horny evilness. He has a plague inside him that he cannot cure, called "The Piss Toilet." If you are a female, please stay away from a Mark, he's GOONER till he dies. He likes to act innocent and then reels in with his crude, two-faced remarks. He's a great homie, don't get it wrong BUT DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE A FEMALE, you have to lower your pitch when speaking to him or else the "The Beast" inside of him will no longer be dormant.
Mark with his homies:

Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."

Mark, when he realizes you're female:

Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"

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Mark

That one guy that wont take no for an answer. He will try any thing and he will always do his best. He is also the really stupid one that will do some crazy s**t if he feels like it. Trustworthy, talented, and loving. Will do anything to protect his friends.
Hey, is that my redneck cousin? Nope, just Mark.
by Bumblebee55x January 25, 2022
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st marks

St marks is the place where the nyc teens get their nic (puffbars, vapes, etc.) sometimes they can also get their cigs there too
Random person: yo do you want to go to st marks ?
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Mark Y

Sexy man has slong but his ass so hairy it filters as drinkable water when he dirarea
"Hey, Mark Y such a cool guy"
"im gonna lick ur ass!"
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Mark Lee

Karina: You know what the rumors are saying?

Giselle: No, what are they saying?

Karina: Are saying that Renjun is absolutely fully capable

Giselle: Oh, you mean like Mark Lee?
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020
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