Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Sin Shower

Not referring to an actual shower, "Sin Shower" is actually a term of endearment used for friend rituals. Such as when everyone is drunk as fuck or some idiots decide to hot box a tent their friend's parents need to use the next day.

Person A: "Dude, what happened yesterday?"
Person B: "It was one hell of a Sin Shower"

OR

Person A: "You know... I love you guys" *cries like a little bitch*
Person B: "Friends that Sin Shower together, stay together"
Karl: "Wtf is a Sin Shower"
Person B: "STFU KARL"

by GROOnpa January 12, 2022

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

Gamer Shower

Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.

Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you

by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022