Jacob Mark Greenwood

Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything

I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more

by Emmq-Jayne January 5, 2022

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Rift Marks

The red outlines you get on your face from using the Oculus Rift too long and/or too often.

I got some bad Rift marks last night. hope my parents don't notice.

by pseudonymousR July 27, 2014

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A Mark has 2 sides, one side is sweet and kind, and the other is downright horny evilness. He has a plague inside him that he cannot cure, called "The Piss Toilet." If you are a female, please stay away from a Mark, he's GOONER till he dies. He likes to act innocent and then reels in with his crude, two-faced remarks. He's a great homie, don't get it wrong BUT DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE A FEMALE, you have to lower your pitch when speaking to him or else the "The Beast" inside of him will no longer be dormant.

Mark with his homies:

Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."

Mark, when he realizes you're female:

Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"

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by Mai <3 love August 2, 2025

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