train

a dick

she rode his train

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 3, 2023

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

The Train

Ivan is the Train not Cal

Ivan the train

by Ivan Paus May 19, 2018

Train wreck

How Chuck Todd described the Presidential Debate on NBC news.

“It was purely a train wreck.”

by Mitzonu September 29, 2020

gap train

When you race your friend in his car and you leave him so far behind there is enough space to fit exactly one train car in between your bumpers

Bro I totally gave your civic the gap train

by monkey_jizz August 13, 2017

Ambush the train

A blanket-term that can be used in almost any situation, usually said in such a way that the other person still understands what you mean.

Origin: On the Xbox 360 store page, most games had lengthy descriptions that summarized the game in order to encourage you to buy it. The video game 'Gun' however simply had the words Ambush The Train in the description and nothing else.

Example 1-
Jane: "Hey dude, how's it going?"
Joe: "Ambush the train..."
Jane: "That bad, huh?"

Example 2-
*Very attractive person walks by*
Internalized: 'Ambush. The. Train.'

Example 3-
*You jam your toes in the garage door*
You: "AMBUSH THE TRAAAIN!!"

by Anemeros October 2, 2022