Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.
Girl 1: hey Nick
Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me
Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.
Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me
Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.
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