Ghosting

Why are all the men ghosting me!?

Hym "Why are they ghosting you... Well... You probably unknowingly violated the tenets of some YouTuber's faux- or quasi-religious dogma. So it's not really your fault. Now wait 😑🤚 Before you accuse me of committing the cardinal and unforgivable sin of fucking 'BLAMING somebody for something' and say I'm BLAMING YouTuber's, is it really even their fault if their inferior minds make rational thought an impossibility? Is it THEIR fault their defunct psyche led them to an incorrect conclusion?"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2023

ghost driver

a very sexy person from america (ghost driver#8831)

ghost driver is god

by ke2wlll April 11, 2022

Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.

"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"

by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

Ghost Bustin'

The act of masturbating to images or videos of deceased people and reaching orgasm.

I was watching an old black and white film with marilyn Monroe and decided to do some Ghost Bustin' because she was very sexy.

by UpBeat He-Man January 5, 2024

ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you

person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Ghosting

to ignore the calls of someone for a long period of time.

"dude Mellissa keeps fucking ghosting me"

by hthfgtyjdtykdg June 25, 2021