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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them
Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge
by cheernation08 September 14, 2015
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Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Time and a half

by Treefish February 16, 2019
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Half Gay

I like girls and boys so half part of me want men and half part of me want women so I'm half gay -Someone I know

Basically when you like someone the same or opposite gender of you, you are half gay. Don’t ask me how it works.
“Why are you half gay?”

“‘Cause I like women and men.”

“Isn’t that bisexuality?”

“I’m being quirky shut up.”
by XylstGlitch October 28, 2022
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half chub chillin

The position of being so comfortable that you will receive a half chub
Bro last night me and my girl were half chub chillin and i got her pregnant
by Zetrosome December 16, 2016
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half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family
Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb
by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025
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