You just got besorgt!

Getting besorgt means to do or say something stupid or nonsensical.

“You just got besorgt!”

by Edna913 November 15, 2019

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Got Wick'd

Getting Wick'd, is like getting completely destroyed or demolished. It originates from the character John Wick in the John Wick series, as he is able to kill people very easily and effectively.

Daveed "Peter got Wick'd in CoD yesterday."

Jamal "How did he lose so easily? Who beat him?"

by clickr May 27, 2024

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

by Tstretch January 13, 2025

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025