the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

Dr. Egg

an egg who's a lawyer.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..

by roarararar March 16, 2021

Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

GELAtin with egg

sleepyhead 💕

Gelatin with egg is always sleepy that’s why she is called sleepyhead

by Hatchingchubg June 16, 2021

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

Soup Egg

(n.) I oughta knock you out

Soup Egg oughta knock your ass out.

by Niilo Nilsson July 10, 2021