small town mommies

A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.
'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'
by Smalltown Mommies May 05, 2010
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"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).
Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.
by Mark Harsley November 30, 2007
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E-town

1) (noun) Elmville, ON.
2) (noun) Where all the hot boarder guys hang out.
1) Whee hew E-Town's tha shit!
2) There's so many hot guys in E-town, I wet myself whenever I go there, 'cause I always see one!
by Aisha-Rockelle December 08, 2003
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E-town

A tiny hell hole located in Bladen County on the eastern side of North Carolina. People most commonly found here are Rednecks and pregnant teenagers.
Woman: Honey I think we are lost. The sign says we are in Elizabethtown, but everyone here keeps calling it E-town, and asking if we know where Bubba's Tax-E-Der-Me is....
by Dez December 03, 2003
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uncle tom comes to town

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month
lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"
by dirtygerman92 August 22, 2009
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j-town slide

when a jewish person is playing basketball and they have to summon the ancient powers of jerusalem to help them we use the j-town slide...it is an amazing feat which only a bagel maker can accomplish.
Cohen goes for the three he j-town slides shoots and scores!
by $the beaner of bagels$ September 10, 2008
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Chi Town God

Likes nothing more than good shoes. Seriously. GOOD. SHOES. Get the best shoes and he'll nail you.
May I purchase those shoes, please?
CTG - NO, GET GOOD SHOES. G-O-O-D-S-H-O-E-S!
by Hi. March 21, 2004
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