A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.
'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'
by Smalltown Mommies May 4, 2010

'Wanting to get drunk'
"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).
Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).
"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).
Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).
by Mark Harsley December 28, 2007

1) Whee hew E-Town's tha shit!
2) There's so many hot guys in E-town, I wet myself whenever I go there, 'cause I always see one!
2) There's so many hot guys in E-town, I wet myself whenever I go there, 'cause I always see one!
by Aisha-Rockelle December 7, 2003

A tiny hell hole located in Bladen County on the eastern side of North Carolina. People most commonly found here are Rednecks and pregnant teenagers.
Woman: Honey I think we are lost. The sign says we are in Elizabethtown, but everyone here keeps calling it E-town, and asking if we know where Bubba's Tax-E-Der-Me is....
by Dez December 3, 2003

by dirtygerman92 August 21, 2009

when a jewish person is playing basketball and they have to summon the ancient powers of jerusalem to help them we use the j-town slide...it is an amazing feat which only a bagel maker can accomplish.
by $the beaner of bagels$ October 26, 2008

by Hi. March 21, 2004
