Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.

“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones

by anonymous June 3, 2023

mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.

That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.

by Jazzhands McFeels December 17, 2018

Mark

A sucker , a rube, a simpleton, a "maroon", an Elmer Fudd, a con-man's amour.

When I saw that mark I knew he was ripe for Trump University!

by Dobie Gillis November 22, 2020

Mark

The guy you gotta catch up to

STOP WASTING TIME! YOU GOTTA CATCH UP TO MARK!

by ThePharaohOfPasta July 6, 2022

Mark De Haro

THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌

by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024

Mark Henderson

A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.

Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?

by eude September 29, 2019

Princess Mark

A person who has lag in video games.

Dude, Princess Mark lagged out of the match.

by Frick Me March 7, 2020