lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

bowl cut

a really bad hair cut

Bono has a bowl cut. >:)

by 10908 October 15, 2022

Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

Blowing out the bowl

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022

Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

Bowling alley whore

A person who uses a bowling alley, or other really gross place, to pick up sexual partners.

“Amanda is just a bowling alley whore wearing fuck me pumps0

by Parket December 31, 2021

Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.

Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022