A hilarious, horny, anime lover whom is the love of my life. He makes me happy and makes my bad days 10x better. I don’t know how else to describe him!
by Some1 in love February 6, 2022

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).
by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

A man unlike any other.
To be The Adam of a group is to be the one who would drive to Costco and return with delicious giant strawberries. Every friendship group needs one like this to be the bearer of good strawbs.
The Adam is someone who would never fetch water for himself without fetching a glass for others.
This kind of man would usually drink mint tea.... only with fresh leaves.
One cannot be a real ADAM without owning Pacman tshirts.
To be The Adam of a group is to be the one who would drive to Costco and return with delicious giant strawberries. Every friendship group needs one like this to be the bearer of good strawbs.
The Adam is someone who would never fetch water for himself without fetching a glass for others.
This kind of man would usually drink mint tea.... only with fresh leaves.
One cannot be a real ADAM without owning Pacman tshirts.
by XOFD September 7, 2018

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him
by Sam2782 December 11, 2023

Adam is a special little snowflake.
by Bob the builderrrrr December 18, 2018

The Nasty Adam:
When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.
One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.
One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.
"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"
by Why God, Why February 19, 2024
