Turd Burgalar

The act of taking someone's anal virginity

Andrew is such a turd burgalar

by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016

turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.

I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!

by UnNaturalDisaster May 24, 2016

turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016