Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Mini Horse

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.

How do you say mini horse in Spanish?

by Da gurls September 2, 2016

Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress

"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."

by Urban Gems July 7, 2017

Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023