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dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team
Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.
by JJSkidz February 21, 2018
mugGet the dick teammug.

Teams

Nieuwe digitale wiskunde leerkracht.
"Alles staat op Teams."
"Eigenlijk moet ik hier niet staan, jullie hebben Teams."
by EIectra April 24, 2021
mugGet the Teamsmug.

golden team

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole
Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu
by blacklightperson March 30, 2023
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The A-Team

When a group of wankers, working in places such as windfarm construction, decide to assign themselves twice as many people to their shift and belittle the second shift by naming their own shift 'The A-Team' in a morale boosting effort to lift themselves out of the crippling self loathing that automatically stems from being so ugly.
These people generally go by names such as Adam, Shaun and Trent among others.
The leader of the A-Team - laughing while eating paella
"Man I love our swing so much we are such an A-Team! I really hope none of us have to lend support to the other swing as we get busier and people quit, i just love you guys all so much."
by TP 4 SM March 5, 2023
mugGet the The A-Teammug.

Team Tag

Team Tag isnt a real word Tissoo!
Tissoo: ima team tag ur mom
Me: thats not a real word moron
by itsnugut November 1, 2022
mugGet the Team Tagmug.

Team Dapper

A group of takuaches with lifted ass rigs that make your girlfriend and her moms panties drop on a dime.
Is that Team Dapper?
Yeah bro last week the president took my girl and her mom and railed her
by Pptdalv5.7 February 13, 2021
mugGet the Team Dappermug.

Peen team

When two or more males masturbate to a picture, video etc. and cum at the same time
Male 1: "Yo nigga, let's make a peen team tonight."
Male 2: "Only if you wear socks nigga."
by Horny for dick picks December 23, 2020
mugGet the Peen teammug.

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