Turtle

A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.

The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.

I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.

Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.

by stirsmokesapot September 13, 2021

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

Turtle Necked

when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.

asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker

by Graham22 February 24, 2009

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

Turtle Style

Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.

Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*

by Turt master August 15, 2025

Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle

Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"

by lataniana bovaniana equishria April 10, 2013