An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.
by Loo Loo Lynch November 9, 2017
Get the Peeping turdmug. by Binickle May 24, 2016
Get the turd drivermug. a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
Get the turd canalmug. Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.
Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.
by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025
Get the turd bibmug. I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021
Get the Turd Culpritmug. When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018
Get the Turd tuggermug. by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
Get the last place at a turd eating contestmug.