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kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 6, 2015
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leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.
by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023
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Spicing Her Up

When you get done eating spicy food such as Buffalo wings or flaming hot Cheetos and you get hot sauce on your fingers; you immediately start fingering your girlfriend two in the pink and one in the stink, which will spice up sex.
Speaker 1: Man dude, I really started spicing her up during sex last night!

Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I fingered her two holes with hot sauce on my fingies.
Speaker 2: Cringes at the thought.
by StinkyPinky69 June 21, 2021
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Kissed her under the bridge

by Lazer5 October 22, 2019
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Chingin-her-Chongy

Someone fuck Asian in the ass, and you say with a very Asian accent: "Chingchong I ate ur dog."
dude last night with that girl I was Chingin-her-Chongy.
by Chiki-Chopsticks December 14, 2018
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