The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.

Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."

by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020

Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

Horse face

The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse

When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse

by Borderline stark November 13, 2020

Horse

Cheese

Thats a really pretty Horse

by your horse November 15, 2020

Trojan Horse

When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse

Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her

by Dannydamany November 2, 2020

Horse butt

A hella fine stripper with a ass with so much muscle she could break a pole or a dick

Tierras horse butt made us hella racks tonight!!! It looks like a heart!!!!

by Vala187 December 27, 2020

Horse Girl

An extremely weird and annoying female that should be avoided at all costs.

Johnny: That new girl Clarissa looks pretty cute.
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!

by Rockstar Made Space Cadet December 31, 2020