taliban brothers

People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.

Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.

by Colonoscopy, Taliban, Brothers November 1, 2023

Ur Brother are ur mother

Its the deny to ur sister is a mister

Carl: ur mom gay
Richard: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
Richard: Ur brother are ur mother
**Carl dies and go to extreme hell**

by IdoFunStuf March 17, 2018

ur brother a mother

The biggest roast of all time. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grandmammy tranny, ur grandpap trap, ur sister mister, no u are all inferior.

oofer: ur mom gay
pleb: ur dad lesbian
oofer: no u
pleb: ur grandmammy tranny
oofer: ur sister a mister
pleb: ur grandpap trap
oofer: but ur brother a mother
pleb: *instantly in hell*

by Dropped My Idiot February 1, 2019

Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"

(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)

by Yoot May 12, 2018

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018

Ur brother a mother

The literally worst insult in all of existence, rivaling even the strength of “Ur sister a mister”.

Bob: Ur mum gay
Chad: No u
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Chad: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur grandpap a trap
Chad: Ur sister a mister
Bob: Ur brother a mother

-Chad falls as the entire fabric of the universe is being torn apart and disappearing in an instant-

by zombiepersonguy May 12, 2018

ur brother a mother

We have had ur mum gay, ur Dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur sister mister, ‘ur brother a mother’ is the insult to end it all.

Bob: ur Mum gay
Fred:ur Dad lesbian

Bob:ur granny tranny
Fred:you asked for this
Bob:no please I’m sorr-
Fred: ur brother a mother

*the world travels back 400,000,000,000,000,000 years and the first ever speck of this world cries

by Trolley_Man May 12, 2018