3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
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