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Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy
“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins
by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025
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Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019
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Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock
man dude your really acting like a jake
by temchip December 23, 2021
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jake bratcher

by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.
by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024
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Jake

Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”
by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019
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Jake hands

When your hands are small af
Dang he got jake hands
by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019
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