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stall jack

When you need to actually take a dump, and someone jacks your stall to pee or poo.
That guy just stall jacked me. I needed to take the biggest dump ever!
by kebinahhh July 20, 2010
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Jack's Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
by _/Anonymous\_ January 28, 2009
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jack cascade

a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.
Wow, that was a major jack cascade dude! How long were you jacking off for anyway?
by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010
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Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.
I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!
by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017
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Jack Slark

The kind of dude that gets offended from the word butter.
"Hey Jack Slark. BUTTER."
"OH MY GOD YOU SUCK PENIS"
by HiddenBoi September 15, 2017
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Jacks Mum

"Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.

Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.

Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.

Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
your mum jacks mum grimsby england jack
by _/Anonymous\_ January 29, 2009
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jack in the slat

to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."
Swedish Guy- "Hey, could i like jack in the slat?"

Girl friend.-"There is no way..."
by i3D_Envy August 21, 2009
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