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jacob Ralphs

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl
by agreatgal September 13, 2022
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Jacob Soder

A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day
Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder
by jacobsoderfanclub November 23, 2021
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jacob

A “jacob” is a great,funny, popular and athletic guy who is loved by everyone who he meets. He is tall and good looking he is a great kisser aswell.
Wow i wish i was as popular as a “jacob”
by adudewhoknowsjacob July 29, 2018
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Jacob Camilleri

A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.
Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.
by Greg berry January 7, 2023
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Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.
Jacob your over reacting
by Dherky November 30, 2022
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Jacob

A dumb Bitch whose a fuck boy and plays lacrosse but on the inside, he's like an emotional little puppy who cares a lot about you for some reason.
Person 1: Oh I heard you're really close to Jacob. He fucked me over lmao
Person 2: He does that a lot but he's wayyyy different on the inside.
by oh shit fuckerssss November 28, 2019
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Jacob

A loser bum, he hates short people and has four eyes (not glasses). he tries to hit on women but fails because all he flexes is his fathers money so as a result he turned gay and is married to a white boy, blond hair, bum kid (short for band kid) named Sexter Isinme. He transitioned so that he can feel the pain of Sexter's dih. He played undertale and couldn't beat sans because his fingers kept getting stuck on the keyboard from the guava monster he spilt earlier. by the way, have you ever had a guava monster? that shit is so ass bro it doesn't even taste like guava! It tastes like sugar!! Have you ever had it? Have you? Do you even know what guava is? It’s a fruit! he HATES "To Pimp A Butterfly"
Women1 : "Stop talking to me Jacob"
by theREALJajob July 29, 2025
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