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ladies night

Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.
by you're all wrong February 2, 2022
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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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Edie the egg lady

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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Lady Bugs

It’s like butterflies but in your uterus. The equivalent of a girl getting a boner.

The feeling you get when you’re horny and looking at the love of your life..
She gives me lady bugs.
by Sunflower3192 March 5, 2021
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Lady nuggets

When a women pulls a tampon out and their partner eats it.
Person 1: Have you tried lady nuggets?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Always a highlight of my friday nights.
by chuckycheesethescarryguy April 18, 2023
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Lady Sugoii

An absolute queen with amazing music taste. Everyone loves lady Sugoii and disrespect to her is punishable by death.
Sung: I'd let Lady Sugoii step on me
CJ: This mf spittin
by Cheesecake beescake January 22, 2021
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