Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean April 19, 2018

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Bushcraft birds nest

Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.

I need to make a Bushcraft birds nest for my fire.

by Ohio_woodsman January 7, 2021

Hot Dogged by a Bird

When a bird takes your hotdog out of your hand.

Yoooo bro you just got hot dogged by a bird!

by anonymous March 22, 2021