Double Homocide

Having or doing two unfortunate events in the same period.

Tim: I was chased by a dog this morning, then two dogs chased me home in the evening.
Bob: Damn double homocide

by wordy876 May 1, 2021

double-dumpster

The act of defecating inside the confines of a kitchen trash can and then after the act commiting a second relief of the bowels, all within the timespan of 15 minutes.

In an act desperation, Nick ran to the kitchen trashcan to relieve himself of his waste and then when available finished the job in the bathroom, thereby commitng a double-dumpster.

by Doubling June 3, 2017

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

by SkiBGB October 18, 2011

double loafy

a loafy on top of a loafy

are you done in the bathroom I'm gonna have to do a double loafy

by Kritch May 13, 2005

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013