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L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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L

the greatest detective ever to come but be careful his as clever as your mom
person1:someone already solved all the mysteries of the world

person.2:yes L DID
by jason37 March 4, 2022
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Gabe L

Gabe L

A true player. though hot,cute, and kind he will play u like a harp. One week he will date one girl and the next week like another. He will play with your heart and then forget about you.
Zac: hey there Gabe L with lily such a cute couple

(Next week)
David:yo dude wasn’t he dating lily why is he with Anna now?
Zac: that’s just Gabe L’s way he can’t keep a good relationship cause he can’t make up his mind.
Both: Dam what a waste
by EYE EYE EYE October 15, 2019
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The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
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given._.l

given._.l Is the best person you could ever image!! If you don't love them you can leave! given._.l>>>> you
"OMG do you know given._.l?"
"Yes they are so awesome!!"
by given._.lfanpage January 9, 2022
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L friend

Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."

Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."
by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022
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Walking L

by pucumido February 5, 2023
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