A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the guns don’t kill people, lag doesmug. Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Why did the Jews kill Christmug. by halfkillwill December 20, 2015
Get the half a killmug. Cy-kill is an intelligent robot who was
was once a kind and caring hero. He later turned into an evil mastermind when he was bullied for his failures. He now wants to conquer the world, have high authority and obtain all the power for himself. He is an excellent commander and is able to inspire others though fear.
was once a kind and caring hero. He later turned into an evil mastermind when he was bullied for his failures. He now wants to conquer the world, have high authority and obtain all the power for himself. He is an excellent commander and is able to inspire others though fear.
by Cyki July 17, 2022
Get the Cy-killmug. When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021
Get the Killed their Cricketmug. 
The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
Get the deer killmug.