one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

leg

leg is this incredible specimen that can be used as a noun (the actual leg on a person), verb (to leg someone), and adjective (leg is a good thing).

Lucy has some hot ass legs.
I'm going to leg it up with my brother.
Dude, those Jordan's are so leg.

by Dixie Normas69 November 4, 2016

dragon legs

Dragon legs are when a male goes pee and two streams of pee come out.

Yo, I just had a dragon legs in the batheroom!

by Angely master May 13, 2017

Loose legged

Someone that opens their legs easily.

E.g. someone that goes on a one night stand or sleeps around.

You know that girl your dating? Well I hate to break it to you but she is loose legged!!!

by Max0987 December 4, 2015

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Deer legs

When a woman has long skinny legs that appear pretty and elegant.

Wow did you see that model? She has deer legs!

by Christina.b August 31, 2021

Stanky leg

The lingering smell on your leg, after you get a lap dance at the strip joint.

After getting a lap dance, John told Aaron “man that girl left a smell on my leg”.

Aaron replied “haha you got a stanky leg”.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022