Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

really cool bird

really cool bird is very cool he has his own theme song there's nothing else to document about this supposedly cool "bird" except that he slides on something i supposed a rope and make cool fire trail for no absolute reason.

he's very mysterious and can't be documented anymore, In conclusion he is a very very cool bird.

really cool bird

by random idiot that makes stuff February 13, 2022

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean April 19, 2018

chinese bird feeder

When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.

I can't believe these two Puerto Rican girls were down to do a Chinese bird feeder.

by TballCoach June 28, 2014

gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018

Still on the bird's back

A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".

Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".

........

Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*

by P1ll0ck July 17, 2020

Big wet bird

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it

Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.

by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 23, 2023