by cosmicappleeee May 18, 2017
Get the dale the cuntmug. A putrid Person
A low life
A person who doesn't look after themselves hygienically
A person who abuses kids
A low life
A person who doesn't look after themselves hygienically
A person who abuses kids
"Yo man guy in cell 3 is a putrid Cunt"
"no worries bra I'll let the boys know we'll have him out of here in no time"
"Well well well what have we here oh it's a putrid Cunt"
Go have a wash you putrid Cunt you stinky cunt
"no worries bra I'll let the boys know we'll have him out of here in no time"
"Well well well what have we here oh it's a putrid Cunt"
Go have a wash you putrid Cunt you stinky cunt
by Billyking November 4, 2021
Get the Putrid Cuntmug. 
by Logasm13 November 17, 2016
Get the cunt ropemug. Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.
Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"
by leisurecunt August 3, 2016
Get the leisure cuntmug. The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
Get the Confetti cuntmug. When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- I think i got stacey pregnent
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
Get the cunt gaunletmug.