Total Recall

A Total Recall is when one has intercourse with a 'busty', 'athletic' and 'skinny' girl all in a row.

"I finally slept with a busty chick last night to complete my Total Recall."

by Ahhhnold March 26, 2010

Total Karl

A total Karl is a new-age modification of the hot karl by which three men defecate on the face of their partner while a fourth man defecates on her ass, all simoutaneously

There must be a strategic placing of the body for this to be effective.
the partner must be on her back with her legs almost behind her head.

subtracting any amount of members gives it a new title
3 men on the face, one on the ass = total Karl
2 men on the face, one on the ass = Half Karl
1 man on the face, one on the ass = Quarter Karl
subtracting the man defecating on the ass returns this move to a Hot Karl

"dude, my dad told me your mom was the life of the party last night. Him and some of the guys from his softball team gave her a Total Karl"

by cockjarvis November 2, 2009

Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.

Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.

by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014

Totally Gamer

A very epic term only used in the presence of someone with godlike qualities

That was totally gamer of tou

by Airtrics March 24, 2019

total rehaul

To totally change your room or your house, getting rid of shit and crap you do not want around the rooms, or the house itself.

"Look at all this shit around my room. A total rehaul is needed here. I can't sleep with this shit around me."

by Adam-D April 9, 2019

Total Scrotle

A term used when everything is fucking terrible

Dude, my day had been Total Scrotle

by Chuck2825 March 8, 2018