Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023

Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.

Don't be a professor Joe.

by Gump1004 February 22, 2024

masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.

You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023