forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

Milky prawn

The shrimp like post sex limp penis still covered on semen.

Often post sex blow job by partner to clean up all mess, semen and other bodily fluid left on the milky prawn and swallowed.

by Cumguzzler20 June 15, 2018

Prawn taco

A legit meal

Let's grab a prawn taco

by Prawn taco eater December 7, 2016

Prawn

A person with no guts and a head full of shit.

Strewth, Mate, did you see that prawn disappear as soon as the cops arrived.

by roosaloose March 10, 2021