Platonic Bounce

1) Two friends who engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship for any period of time, and then go back to being friends

2) Two romantic and/or sexual partners who remain good friends following the end of their relationship

Man 1 - “We got drunk and hooked up last night, but we both agree that it’s a one time thing.”
Man 2 - “Solid platonic bounce.”

by Jaythough August 15, 2025

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PLATE TECH TONICS

fixing the platonic planet over here

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 13, 2025

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Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

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platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

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