Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

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thunderbolts and lightning

very very frightening things

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening things"

by The 7th Poop Shitter December 26, 2022

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The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

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lightning spear

When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"

"Lightning spear!"

"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"

by Mr. Poopy Butthole June 9, 2016

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lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

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White lightning

The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.

Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021

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