Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....

OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.

by Horticus June 17, 2024

Infectant

Azmee

We need a disinfectant to get rid of these infectant effects.

by TBOTAcademic April 19, 2025

Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus

Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).

by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019

holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with

Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 08, 2020

#jailbreak infection

Request for additional term, #jailbreak infection. This is what is being called a "#jailbreak infection, e.g., a vaccinated individual who can no longer hack pandemic induced celibacy and goes out, has sex with and is infected by an asymptomatic partner.

Greg was vaccinated but could no longer hack his pandemic induced celibacy any longer and so he found a partner to hook up with who was asymptomatic and now he's got the Covid #jailbreak infection.

by August 11, 2021

Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.

That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical

by ArtofAwesome October 09, 2013

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 01, 2021