Erin

Found all over the world, Erins are mysterious creatures that spontaneously spawn whenever they are not required (all the time.) They are very strange organisms that like being hypocritical, hyperactive and hyperbitchy. The Eradicate Erin Act was established in 2005, meaning all Erins must be exterminated on sight. This can be achieved by simply brandishing an image of an average individual, as Erins tend to be (morbidly) obese with slug eyebrows. This sight will render them permanently paralyzed and then they will implode, scattered rainbow ponies that spit venom (symbolic of their seemingly innocence- but repulsive- appearance combined with their bitchy nature.) Please approach this... thing with caution. See also: Satan Hippo

*All is quiet and calm in an Australian classroom. Everyone is chattering animatedly, enjoying the sunny day whilst doing their work.*

*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*

Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"

ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.

CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*

by ILoveYouHaters January 7, 2015

Erin

the name for a selfish and ugly girl. everyone she meets hates her and they want to stay away from her. she is impossible to love because she's very indecisive when it comes to boys. she isn't loyal and is most likely to cheat on you. she attracts a bastie as her only friend because she is lonely

girl 1: I hate her

girl 2: she's such an Erin

by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019

erin

cool ass bitch

ig @erincaissie

by ec1234567 May 27, 2017

erin

erin is big ploppy poopy head

imagine being erin lmao what a ploppy poopy head

by op77 February 4, 2020

Erin

A fat slag

Oh golly Erin slept with 2 men again she is a fat slag

by xoLevi January 20, 2019

Erin

A short, blonde haired ,blue eyes girl with a great sense of humor. Usually white but into blacks. Is tough on the outside but sensitive about her height. She can be very inappropriate but never crosses the line too far. She is beautiful and has a great family. They might not always get along but blend well together and at the end of the day love each other. She doesn't care what others have to say about what she's wearing or what her hair looks like.

White Boy 1: Man, did you see Erin today? She's smoking!
White Boy 2: Yeah those lucky black guys! If only she was a not a night rider!

by Mystery anonymity December 23, 2012

Erin

Erin is a gargantuous bot who plays fortnite and yells at people through her screen. Erin likes to make innapropriate jokes and scream 24/7. She still a cutie tho.

*playing fortnite*
*kills a noob*
"oh that person's name must be erin!"

by 𝐸 April 7, 2019