the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
by jumpinjim December 21, 2009
1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
by underwatrdrummr August 30, 2011
by Jackbradley1994 February 13, 2011
The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear
Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!
by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009
When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.
See also: vag grapes
See also: vag grapes
Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.
by Unappropriate citizen March 02, 2010
A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.
"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting
by DJ PJs May 20, 2021