Norman

Sometimes can be an asshole but really likes mei qi

norman likes mei qi

by wwqdwdwqwqd March 14, 2022

Norman

A Norman stops you cheating on your girlfriend.

When you go back to a girls house after a club with the intention of making sweet love to her, but the guilt of having a girlfriend stops you fucking her so on the way home you stop in a bush and bash one out whispering "you got Normand"

by The normanator May 12, 2016

Cole Norman

a person who gives you aids threw the airflow of the winds on a hot summer night, also overuses the word yeet and occasionally partakes in sexual acts with small Asian men. typically shorter than the average person hints why the small Asian man are such a obsession. might have sexual acts with small dogs as well.

wow did that person say yeet omg there such a Cole Norman

by dick dickson jr April 23, 2019

Norman

Norman is a tall man who lives in the north. He always gets stuck in an elevator. He is very sad about it. He has a friend named Myrtle.

Norman: why did the elevator stop?!?!
Myrtle: uuugghhhh Norman?
Norman: aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Rëmus October 19, 2019

Norman

A device that is a crutch for my disability. Will lead to dissapointment.

Damnit, mom found Norman. I hate ruby.

by JTHICKY January 27, 2019

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Normanal

Is a term used to describe anal sex as being normal. To normalize anal sex, make anal sex the norm.

Normani: We should make babies, stick it in.
Norman: *executes orders*
Normani: Ummmm, wrong hole...
Norman: Normanal.

by flacko.avocado May 14, 2021