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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
mugGet the Wake upmug.

Wake me up

Street name for a drug that’s wakes you up or keeps you up . Has you lit all night .
by Dolly393 January 29, 2020
mugGet the Wake me upmug.

Wake up the block

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block
by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018
mugGet the Wake up the blockmug.

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
by Turd mongler September 5, 2016
mugGet the waikiki wake-up callmug.

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