This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.
Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)
(Followed by serious flatulence.)
by stratman42 September 22, 2009
Born retarded, Kenny Glenn spent most of his childhood in Lawton, Oklahoma. On the 15th of February, 2009 he went ahead and signed his own doom by having his retarded friend record him beating the shit out of Dusty the Cat. This of course brought upon him the wrath of the world leading us all to believe that Dusty is in fact the reincarnation of Limecat himself.
A: What the fuck is wrong with this kid???
B: Oh, that's Kenny Glenn... I'm just gonna head over there cause honestly I can't watch this.
A: Jesus, why the fuck would he do that to a poor cat!?
B: Oh, that's Kenny Glenn... I'm just gonna head over there cause honestly I can't watch this.
A: Jesus, why the fuck would he do that to a poor cat!?
by Morsemann February 17, 2009
Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic
by Dan386 January 09, 2009
by Tweek_coffee April 07, 2023
The foul, crude, but kick ass boy on south park / He wears an orange parka and him voice is muffled. Thats the fun part..
Les: Going down to south park gonna see if I cant unwind"
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
seasons 1-2
Kenny Mccormick: I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
Seasons 3-5
I have got a ten inch penis use your mouth if u wanna clean it
Seasons 7^
Some day ill be old enough to stick my dick in briteny's butt
by sdfsfsdfsfsd er gdfg September 07, 2006
When an individual waits until the period after his birthday, but before his girlfriend's birthday to break up with her. So as to get a present while circumventing his responsibility to reciprocate.
Tom: I think im gonna break up with kelly
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny
Kenny: na man wait a month your birthday is coming up and you can pull a kenny, then you are down a girl friend and up an ipod touch. But don't make it obvious that you are pulling a kenny
by Dabka October 04, 2010
Pet name for convicted Enron hypercriminal Kenneth Lay, coined by his pal George W. Bush. Kenny Boy was the largest donor to George W. Bush's election campaign. Birds of a feather.
by Lt. Dungheap May 25, 2006