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The Hai Karate

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.
" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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24 karat gold labubu

The most expensive labubu in the world made of REAL 24 karat gold, and weighing 200 grams. It costed 20,000 pounds to have him made by basically melting down gold bars and putting it in a shape thing that was the shape of a labubu.

DO NOT DIP IN VINGAR
British woman: I have the one and only 24 karat gold labubu
British woman: he is the golden one, he is the chosen one.
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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.
Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.
by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
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