Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that
You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
by Gucci_boy July 08, 2017
The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.
by PieceOfTruth January 06, 2019
An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic
by lovecycle23 April 15, 2013
A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.
by Innocent_101 May 13, 2011
by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 10, 2019
A person so unbelievably kind that your heart evaporates every time you see them. His face is enough to sustain you for a week. His voice is as soft as his skin and is one of the few humans who never give up on people. He is adorable, slightly short and chubby but a wonderful Asian human being
by theradianceofhim October 23, 2020