greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Combine Harvester

What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

Heli‑Harvester

Heli‑Harvester:
A dark, cynical nickname for an air ambulance, used jokingly or conspiratorially to accuse it of prioritising the rapid removal and preservation of organs from critically injured patients for profit, rather than purely lifesaving care.

Lee:
Bruv, it must cost a fortune to keep those air ambulances going.
How do they even afford it?
Frank:
Bruv, they use them to steal and harvest people’s organs for profit, you muppet!
They call them Heli‑Harvesters.
Lee:
Really, bruv? LOL.
Frank:
LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026