BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.

That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.

by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010

fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

Epic Fail

A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

by AnounymousInternets January 1, 2010

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Fail trading

A user that is really bad at good decision making and consistently loses value every single time they've tried to complete a trade. (ROBLOX Related)

Roblox trader: Did you hear about that youtuber that overpayed 50k for a dying item that's getting lowballed?
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.

by HexxyFTW August 16, 2021