Coiff-Fuckery

The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it

My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?

by Francena August 11, 2020

Fuckery

Noun

A gathering of 2 or more law enforcement officers

Watch out, there's a fuckery in the parking lot of the corner store.

by Bloodspryte March 11, 2024

indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.

“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Fuckery

1. Something worthless or of extremely low quality
2. A deceptive or insincere communication

1. I bought this lil' bit of fuckery at Best Buy and it's supposed to work, but wouldn't you know! Plug the thing in and I got an error message! Absolute waste.

2. I would have watched the State of the Union last night but that dickhead subjects us all to so much fuckery that you might as well watch a dog barking--he'll tell ya more about the "state of the Union."

by Buggery and Fuckery February 6, 2020

Fuckery

The Inevitable event in a night where plans do not turn out the way you or anyone expected they would, thus leading the rest of the night into a downward spiral.

Ahh and there it is everybody, the fuckery.

by XxITS SPØØKYxX February 13, 2019

Fuckery

Its a combination of the impossible and the worst thing that can happen at the time. Also used to describe what a person has gotten accomplished in a specific time frame!

He never fed the fish because he was caught up in dat fuckery and they died.

by MommaBoo January 9, 2017